February 2012
tesalecta:
im giving up food for lent jesus was my inspiration
graymacc asked: I don't want anybody else, 'cause when I think about you I touch myself.
COVER GIRL Kaley Cuoco
Anonymous asked: your new icon is beauts you look perf!
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.